Seriously, I am the worst.

( They can make it! ...yeah, no, I've got nothin'. Sorry. )






This just goes to prove that, if given an hour to use doing something I really mean to do, I will WASTE IT UTTERLY and then inflict the results upon you.

ETA: Prompt was from here. For the lazy (because I AM. I SO am.): Who: Yoko and Sho
What: Yoko is Sho's new target for his mothering. Yoko likes it.
Rating: I don't mind if it's on the cute side.

I just can't make smut out of Sho's mothering.

I hate being sick. I am tired and miserable and sore and I wanted to make cookies for Amy and Meg. >.< Since I refuse to send them whatever black-death has come upon me, now I have to wait.

In the meantime I continue to watch dramas (and I'm not Getting Ideas stfu) and am now wondering what happened to my links to MnS. Jdramas tells me it is 404. I know there is more out there! Where are you, Mei-chan?

Also!
ohmiya is my valentineღ this year i'm giving ❤FIVESOME CHOCOLATES❤ to all my friends.

Deadline is approaching! 12th February!

I have two stories for fivesomeaday and one for ohmiyaday. I hope to have another Ohmiya story but we'll see how it goes. (Before you ask: NO, I didn't send them in yet. I'm doing my best to find all the stupid errors I make. You just wait. Bullies.)

SPEAKING OF BULLIES. I seriously know very, very little about TOKIO. Quit saying 'dude, that'd be awesome' at me. (I am going to start slamming my fingers in the laptop lid if I keep this up. It's hard to be SRS RITER when I'm going 'AND THEN NINO WAS THE BITCH AND SHO GOT LAID A LOT!' at the computer.)

Up next: Slogging away at the numerous bits of different stories that litter my documents folder.

ETA: To those of you I have been spamming: I am going offline now. I have the dinner-homework-storytime-bedtime thing to do. Also: I am half-dead with cold medicine. BUT! You have all made me feel better. I might be sick but I am happy. ♥

I'm hoping that my friends will use my body to distract the zombies so that they can escape from wherever it is that the zombies boxed us in. Feel free to turn me into bite-sized chunks and lay out a fake trail to lead them off, you guys!

PS. Use me while I am STILL FRESH. As Amy pointed out: Zombies like warm brains.

I…you guys, this is probably a sin against God or something. I'm so sorry. I tried to resist. I just…I really couldn't.

( So, this is DEFINITELY late, since it's set before Christmas but… )

Ps. Arashi loves us. I…I totally have other things to write. I do not need to write 'Five Things That Happened At That Photoshoot'. *clings* I REALLY DON'T.


ETA: Dear to the Universe: STOP BEING A H0R TO MEG. GIVE HER A JOB. AND A COOKIE. AND SOME BOOZE. TWO BOOZES.

Day Twelve!

There was actually a lot of different fic that I wanted to write these last twelve days. Doing two stories a day really sort of killed that—I have a list of ideas (written both before Christmas and after the New Year started) so I really, really do hope to write them this year! And I hope to get better, too. I know that some of the fics from these last twelve days haven't been what they could have been and I'm going to do my best so that I can't say the same next year.

This fic, as it happens, is on that list and for today, too. Since the first day was also on that list, and in its proper spot, I'm really happy to be ending here. Thank you to everybody who has listened to me cry, who have offered me ideas, who have prompted me when my brain didn't work (I wrote those ideas down, too!) and to everybody who has taken the time to send me a PM or IM about what I've been (hysterically) throwing at the internet. I'll get to replies soon, now that I can take a day or two to think. All of you have been so good to me and always there when I needed it.

And, finally, thank you to everybody who has been reading even without letting me know. Comments are off because I've got my issues but I always have the hope that you're out there.

( The End )

First: Happy Birthday/Happy Anniversary, Arashi! Your rainbow-filled crack has enriched my life beyond measure. You make me happy every day. ♥♥♥♥♥

Second: Never break a toe. There is nothing you can do about it except eat painkillers like tic-tacs. It's impossible to write (and half the time even reading is a challenge) while taking them. Also—if you break a toe certainly your eleven formerly-feral kittens will think it is a kitten toy. Orz But! I'm leaving off for the most part and I should be back to writing more soon. If you notice any glaring errors or just want to tell me to never write when half-hopped-up, let me know.

Finally! Matsumiya Prompt: Halloween Party with teasings and possible porns, you get to pick the costumes. <---This is why gimmick_game is not a creepy stalker psycho. Also: This. I love her. I love her like I love abusing MatsuJun's dignity. Meg said it best: dignity piñata.

( Somewhere to go and not at all dressed-up… )

It's going under the Arashi tag because...well, because I can put it there.

Oh, god, you guys. Blame waxrose for this. Seriously. All I did was drop off a tiny snippet of fic in her journal and she gave me a brainworm (also, love ♥). Oh, god, I am going to go crawl in a hole.

( Salutations! )