MORE IMPORTANTLY:
I saw mommy
kissing Santa Claus

I'm not sure what's going on but today when I checked my e-mail I had six v-gifts. I think I missed a meme or something but whatever it was THANK YOU. I love you guys, too. In fact, if you sent me a snowflake and would like to leave me a character/pairing and a prompt I would like to write you each a drabble.

Randomly: Dear to f-list: Thank you for being on the internet. ♥

Now, back to cookie making for the kids' school concert bake-sale. (Note to self: Never again try to make snowflake cut-outs with the almond cookies This will always end in tears.)

Remember the au where Ohno caught a fish and named it Nino? Well, I wrote a little more in that universe just because I felt the need to write something.

( Ohno meets Nino )

I just really feel like I can't write at all lately. Which is bad because I have je_holiday to do. ACK. ONE MONTH. So, again, I gave myself five minutes and told myself to just write whatever the hell I could.

WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH.

( Shine on )

For one week, recommend / share:
Day 1: a song
Day 2: a picture
Day 3: Day 3: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day 4: a site

Day 5: a youtube clip This clip is for Zel because CLAMP are bitches.



Day 6: a quote
Day 7: whatever tickles your fancy

Black & White is going to have a sequel! In movie form! I'm only ten episodes in due to a lot of real life but Black & White is awesome. I am a lot in love with it and I know for a FACT that there will be sex in later episodes. I really wish I had more time in the day so that I could huff this like Dreamer.

So, to celebrate, have a drabble-ish thing.

( Black & White Drabble )

It's my first day off in two weeks and I have a ton of stuff to write. So, instead, the first five (or possibly ten) people get a 100 word (round aboutly, that is) drabble. Leave me a name and/or pairing, and a prompt--words, pictures, songs, whatever.

1: Bones' FML life for lazulisong

2: Score one for the fangirl!Sho for blood_opal

3: Drunken Arashi Love Sho for inuhariko

4: Nino loves Sho for swan_song37

5: No YTM for flange5

6: Guitar Hero/Nino OTP for gimmick_game

7: Sakumoto crushes for tangiblewhimsy

8: A bit of Holic for akayalovesyaoi

9: Merlin and Arthur have a chat for starsystems

10: Yamapair love bubbles for font

Seriously, I am the worst.

( They can make it! ...yeah, no, I've got nothin'. Sorry. )






This just goes to prove that, if given an hour to use doing something I really mean to do, I will WASTE IT UTTERLY and then inflict the results upon you.

ETA: Prompt was from here. For the lazy (because I AM. I SO am.): Who: Yoko and Sho
What: Yoko is Sho's new target for his mothering. Yoko likes it.
Rating: I don't mind if it's on the cute side.

I just can't make smut out of Sho's mothering.

Firstly: Happy birthday, Erin!

I posted a comment fic over at shoneenclub in celebration. Shoneenclub. I love that name. ♥

In other Arashi news: New single. I'm tempted but I'm not going to shell out for the limited edition until I know if I like both songs.

Random stuff: The contest at ohmiya. I have an entry for the drabble contest. I hope to have one for the short story contest, too. I would not object to any of you joining in. I AM JUST SAYIN'.

Also: The Road Trip AU. ♥♥♥ One day it shall be posted and that day shall be AWESOME.

Stripper Pole: I...I just can't post it when I'm so unhappy with the transition. It's written but I wrote it in two parts, the smut first and then the lead in. Hence my trouble joining them. I want to get it out of my head but I know that my 'i don't like it' is actually factual and not just my usual 'i don't like it' that I feel for my own work.

Finally: I have a fic rant. ( Rant, rant, rant )


ETA: I feel like changing out icons but I hate looking for them. If you want to throw icons at me, please do.

ETA2: I just finally got into my e-mail. Do you know who is totally awesome? ZEL. a;lsdkfja;dfj OMG I LOVE HER FOREVER. I LOVE HER LIKE BURNING.

*tears hair* I am ready to drop-kick the stripper pole fic into the Sugar River. It's done. Mostly. Sort of. I've been tweaking it for two days and I just can't get it to a place where I'm happy with it. It's some ten or eleven pages and I just. I'm not happy with it. If I can't get it to my liking tomorrow I'm just going to post it as is either tomorrow night or on Wednesday morning just to get it off of my harddrive and away from my headspace. It seriously worked IN MY HEAD. In words...not so much.

For now I am going to take a break from it. Either I will write something else or I'll watch Ai no Kotodama or something. Though I don't know that watching Tokuyama kiss a boy is going to help me to stop glaring at the stripper pole. Make me happy? Sure. Make me happy about that fic? Ha. No.

( For right now, have a snippet from the AU au--which might or might not make the final cut whenever THAT happens )

So despite having some four stories 'in progress' I can't get any writing done. My brain will. not. move. I'm pretty sure by now that it's not the cold. >.< Damn it, I hate doing med checks. I hate being put on new things just to see if they'll work without killing my creativity. Boo.

So, in an attempt to NOT be acclimated to my meds, I have written really random drabble-like things. REALLY random. *scrubs brain* I have IDEAS. Why can't I make them come out?

( I just can't WRITE lately. )

I'm hoping that my friends will use my body to distract the zombies so that they can escape from wherever it is that the zombies boxed us in. Feel free to turn me into bite-sized chunks and lay out a fake trail to lead them off, you guys!

PS. Use me while I am STILL FRESH. As Amy pointed out: Zombies like warm brains.