Happy birthday, Erica!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

As with the previous ficlet, I have no clue where this came from. Just know that I love you and that knowing you are out there, being you (and sometimes being Yamada Tarou--and where the HELL is your Mimura? She should be here by now!) makes me happy. Happy birthday!

( Obon )

To fluttering and ruisetsuna. I love you both and I'm sorry I couldn't do more than update-and-run on the actual day. Or, you know, today too. ;___; I love you more than this post shows, I swear.

Also: For anybody who hasn't heard it yet I bring you the leaked version of 5x10.

YSI / MF / MU

So, despite the busy day (as;ldfkjdkl WHY DO I HAVE THIS MANY KIDS? WHY DO I OWN THEIR FRIENDS, TOO?) and the fact that I have other things to write (a;sdkf;SUNDAY), I took twenty minutes to write this. Happy Birthday, Neen. You make me happy.

( Older, Wiser, and Nino-er )

He has cute hands IT ENDS TODAY. *makes eyes at* You know I'd love you if you did it. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

Also: To my dear pink_tofu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm sorry it's late and that your present will be even later (askdfjs;ldk I was hoping that I'd remembered your prompt wrong, but no. All six and a half pages of your present bit the big one along with 'Arashi has XXXXX and how they abuse them' and 'Five XXXXXs That Happened to Arashi' and many others). I WILL HAVE IT ASAP BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.


I will be back...eventually?

How did I forget that summer is my busiest time?

Though I'm not surprised because I ALSO managed to delete...just about everything on Hiyori. After two days Ed got back most of my music, some of my videos, and a handful of my writing files. Don't expect to see me on very much in the next few weeks. Everybody, I swear I'll get back to comments. For now, please let me say that they do mean a lot to me and I'm very grateful you've taken the time to talk to me.

BUT! More importantly! I missed Aki's birthday (I deleted things just for YOU! orz) and I am very late with her present. But I love her completely. That's why I wrote an Ohno-is-an-incubus AU for her!
♥♥♥♥♥


( Into the Parlor )






Oh, god, I am so sorry. I really am.

( This totally isn't what happened next, okay? )


S-seriously. So sorry. I can't help it. I had to re-write this in just a few days. While working on other porn. I'm just glad my head didn't explode all over this.

( At least THIS totally didn't come after THAT? )

But seriously, kids, the lesson here is 'don't date sex demons'.


ETA: He has cute hands

AND

RO-MA-N-SU

You KNOW you want to.

But first, a belated Happy birthday, Aki! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I will have your birthday present soon. *snuggles* ILU and I hope you had a good day and I swear, present soon.

Happy birthday, Becky!
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My brain just DIED the last two days. It's just. Yeah. So I'm sorry this is nothing to do with the prompts or anything else I've been writing. I love you more than this fic suggests; I just really wanted to have something on your birthday. I'll make it up to you someday.

( A Threesome in Four Acts )






( Here, have a tiny little bit that I cut out in the very, very early draft from this morning )


NO, REALLY, I LOVE YOU beckerbell. I REALLY DO.


( And another little bit that really didn't work, either. )

Firstly: Happy birthday, Erin!

I posted a comment fic over at shoneenclub in celebration. Shoneenclub. I love that name. ♥

In other Arashi news: New single. I'm tempted but I'm not going to shell out for the limited edition until I know if I like both songs.

Random stuff: The contest at ohmiya. I have an entry for the drabble contest. I hope to have one for the short story contest, too. I would not object to any of you joining in. I AM JUST SAYIN'.

Also: The Road Trip AU. ♥♥♥ One day it shall be posted and that day shall be AWESOME.

Stripper Pole: I...I just can't post it when I'm so unhappy with the transition. It's written but I wrote it in two parts, the smut first and then the lead in. Hence my trouble joining them. I want to get it out of my head but I know that my 'i don't like it' is actually factual and not just my usual 'i don't like it' that I feel for my own work.

Finally: I have a fic rant. ( Rant, rant, rant )


ETA: I feel like changing out icons but I hate looking for them. If you want to throw icons at me, please do.

ETA2: I just finally got into my e-mail. Do you know who is totally awesome? ZEL. a;lsdkfja;dfj OMG I LOVE HER FOREVER. I LOVE HER LIKE BURNING.

Yay! Andii has Leveled Up! Happy birthday! ♥♥♥♥♥

Since I am lame I can only give you one of the rejected opening scenes from Sho and the Stripper Pole Vs Sho's Bandmates Who Totally Have This Coming to Them!

( Maybe the rest of it will be done soon? orz )