MORE IMPORTANTLY:
I saw mommy
kissing Santa Claus

I'm not sure what's going on but today when I checked my e-mail I had six v-gifts. I think I missed a meme or something but whatever it was THANK YOU. I love you guys, too. In fact, if you sent me a snowflake and would like to leave me a character/pairing and a prompt I would like to write you each a drabble.

Randomly: Dear to f-list: Thank you for being on the internet. ♥

Now, back to cookie making for the kids' school concert bake-sale. (Note to self: Never again try to make snowflake cut-outs with the almond cookies This will always end in tears.)

In my continuing quest to just write something damn it I bring you another five-minute fic. This one is for Erin for no particular reason at all.

And now, to bed with me.

( Click me to find five minute fic! )

This is for flange5, for being productive. This is also thanks to an old conversation that lazulisong and kegom had about mpreg. It has never left my mind. But no, I still don't know how the doctors would tell them.

( Forgive me. )

Remember the au where Ohno caught a fish and named it Nino? Well, I wrote a little more in that universe just because I felt the need to write something.

( Ohno meets Nino )

For Andii. Thank you for the prompt.
Written in about five minutes.

( Love Love Drink )

Thanks to Zel I now have the 'Making of' video for the My Girl PV. God, they are cute dorks and Jun is adorable. Also: I SAW YOU TWO HOLDING HANDS UNDER THE TABLE, OHMIYA. (13:54)

I would buy more LEs if they came with 'making of' footage. I love backstage stuff.

Aaaaand a quick five-minute fic.

( Right this way... )

For blood_opal. A belated 'happy birthday!' because I love you and you are so good to me. I'm sorry it's not better than it is--I'm just unhappy with everything I write lately and it was either post this or trash it.

( ThumbleMiya )

Firstly:Happy anniversary, Arashi!
Thank you for all that you've given me--joy and hope and courage and friends. Thank you for pulling me and my family closer together as we sing along (badly! in bad Japanese!) with you. Thank you for loving me even though we'll never meet. More than anything my wish for all of you this year is your happiness--no matter how sunburnt or girl-kissed that might be. Be happy, Arashi! I love you!


I am SO that fan.

Moving on: This was my entry for HallowShoneen as well as a fic for tangiblewhimsy.

( The Fairy Queen )

Working full time takes it toll on fic writing (and so many other things)so I haven't been around much. I miss being around and I miss writing. So I sat down and did a five minute fic just to do something.

Before the fic, however, comes another family Arashi moment!

My husband just got a new cellphone at work. He was showing it off in the car when our daughter, Faith, (who was sitting right behind me as I drove) called him. His ringtone? 5x10. That's right. My husband made himself an Arashi ringtone and he used 5x10. I was overwhelmed with love.

Me: *speechless*

Him: *defensively* What?

Me: My heart.


And now a five minute fic.

( Falling )



Finally: HALLOWSHONEEN

Three drabbles while I wait for the laundry to finish so I can fold it and go to bed. I love you, flist. ♥

( Loveless )


( HYD )


( Arashi )

It's my first day off in two weeks and I have a ton of stuff to write. So, instead, the first five (or possibly ten) people get a 100 word (round aboutly, that is) drabble. Leave me a name and/or pairing, and a prompt--words, pictures, songs, whatever.

1: Bones' FML life for lazulisong

2: Score one for the fangirl!Sho for blood_opal

3: Drunken Arashi Love Sho for inuhariko

4: Nino loves Sho for swan_song37

5: No YTM for flange5

6: Guitar Hero/Nino OTP for gimmick_game

7: Sakumoto crushes for tangiblewhimsy

8: A bit of Holic for akayalovesyaoi

9: Merlin and Arthur have a chat for starsystems

10: Yamapair love bubbles for font

Yay, deadfic! Today I am irritated so I am kicking this thing off my computer. I was going to write a whole, long fic where Ohno moved except...well, that's been done and been done brilliantly. It doesn't actually have the Ohmiya in it at all, either! orz Fic hurts me in my thinking place.

( Onward, to the deadfic! )

Here, have some drabbles. The last is a double.

( Sho/Nino )


( YamaPair )


( Aiba/Jun )


( JunToshi )


( Ohmiya )


HELP. MY ATTENTION SPAN IS GONE.

And by 'other' I mean 'Japanese Entertainer'.

Really I just wanted to post my eggs. But because I'd feel bad posting just that, have a ficlet and a drabble. Honestly? I don't know what the hell is wrong with me?

(After this, writing for sei_shoku. Why am I so fail? I meant to do it THAT WEEKEND. orz)


But! On to the fics!


Nino. And Misono. *smoooooch*

THAT'S RIGHT; I WENT THERE. But Sho went there first.

( That Kind of Girl )



Sho. And Gackt. Daisukebe.

YEAH, I WENT HERE TOO. But you'll never convince me that Sho didn't go there first.

( Honestly? Big Perverts. )

Happy birthday, Erica!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

As with the previous ficlet, I have no clue where this came from. Just know that I love you and that knowing you are out there, being you (and sometimes being Yamada Tarou--and where the HELL is your Mimura? She should be here by now!) makes me happy. Happy birthday!

( Obon )

Just an FYI for the remainder of tonight: There might still be time to join je_holiday. Sign ups close by the end of the day so, depending on where you are (or where the mods are) you could still join in the crying fun!

Real life continues to be real. I ♥ the lot of you and I miss you all terribly.

And now, the fic. For Erica. Not for her birthday, just because.

( Crabby )



...yeah, no. I don't know where that came from either. It took five minutes and you get what you pay for.

I'll be back tomorrow with the other entry. Too tired right now. Wrote this in fifteen minutes because it was 'do something or go crazy'. Five actually one-hundred-word drabbles.

( All your colors, everywhere )

So the reveals are up at je_fqfest. Without any bias whatsoever deliberation, I can say honestly that I love moonbyrd.

Seriously, though, there was so really amazing fic porn offered up in that exchange. This is a link to all the Arashi stuff. I still mean to get around to reading all of it and commenting, though. I might not know the bands but I know good fic when I read it.

My recipient was coiled_iris. I think I love her brain. Also, her comment.

Under the cut you will find my contribution. I decided to include all the title and pairing and rating and warning stuff because...well, I actaully have it written for once. Circe rejects giving you information unless forced!

Title: The Games He Plays

Pairing/Group: Arashi/Matsumoto Jun, Ninomiya Kazunari/Matsumoto Jun * Arashi (some bonus Toma thrown in as well)

Rating: SP. For Seriously Pornographic. There's a lot of porn in here.

Warnings: Heterosexual sex!!! Warning! Danger! Girl parts are mentioned! But it's all on the level of 'mention' so you should make it through all right. Mostly there is some sexual rough handling, mild bondage, and a touch of blood play. There is also a little exhibitionism/voyeurism, some cross-dressing, some quasi-threesomes and the abuse of at least one semi-public wall and a bathroom stall.

Summary: Jun plays a lot of games with his bandmates, but for his favorite game it can only be Nino.

Notes: For coiled_iris: I wish I could have done more. ♥ ♥♥. To my beta (whom I can now reveal as the truly magnificent waxrose): LOVE. BEYOND WORDS.

( The Games He Plays )

Seriously, I am the worst.

( They can make it! ...yeah, no, I've got nothin'. Sorry. )






This just goes to prove that, if given an hour to use doing something I really mean to do, I will WASTE IT UTTERLY and then inflict the results upon you.

ETA: Prompt was from here. For the lazy (because I AM. I SO am.): Who: Yoko and Sho
What: Yoko is Sho's new target for his mothering. Yoko likes it.
Rating: I don't mind if it's on the cute side.

I just can't make smut out of Sho's mothering.

So this weekend was not nearly so free and easy as I'd thought it would be. I really hate Skyla's mom right about now.

On the plus side, we did have a bunch of teenaged girls over watching all three Death Note movies and they all thought L was adorable (he SO is) and one of them was all 'omg, Light looks like Ohno!' and Ed--ED--identifies him as 'Sunrise Nippon Ohno'. Because seriously, Light spends a lot of time looking like a younger Ohno Satoshi and that just might be the right era (I was going for a little bit of 'Kotoba Yori' Ohno myself). Sadly, I had two moments of 'I know that actor/actress!' during the movies and was totally right. It's sort of sad. But NOT as sad as recognizing the kid from the Love So Sweet video as being the American kid in YamaTaro.

ANYHOW, rambling aside, I owe comments yet. I will get to them asap. For now, have my other entry in to the shoneenclub contest.

( Lost Boys )


And now I'm going to bed. Tomorrow I will catch up on comments (honooko, waxrose, primroseshows, tangiblewhimsy, blood_opal and the fest--I'm looking at you for starters).