For blood_opal. A belated 'happy birthday!' because I love you and you are so good to me. I'm sorry it's not better than it is--I'm just unhappy with everything I write lately and it was either post this or trash it.

( ThumbleMiya )

Firstly:Happy anniversary, Arashi!
Thank you for all that you've given me--joy and hope and courage and friends. Thank you for pulling me and my family closer together as we sing along (badly! in bad Japanese!) with you. Thank you for loving me even though we'll never meet. More than anything my wish for all of you this year is your happiness--no matter how sunburnt or girl-kissed that might be. Be happy, Arashi! I love you!


I am SO that fan.

Moving on: This was my entry for HallowShoneen as well as a fic for tangiblewhimsy.

( The Fairy Queen )

Working full time takes it toll on fic writing (and so many other things)so I haven't been around much. I miss being around and I miss writing. So I sat down and did a five minute fic just to do something.

Before the fic, however, comes another family Arashi moment!

My husband just got a new cellphone at work. He was showing it off in the car when our daughter, Faith, (who was sitting right behind me as I drove) called him. His ringtone? 5x10. That's right. My husband made himself an Arashi ringtone and he used 5x10. I was overwhelmed with love.

Me: *speechless*

Him: *defensively* What?

Me: My heart.


And now a five minute fic.

( Falling )



Finally: HALLOWSHONEEN

Three drabbles while I wait for the laundry to finish so I can fold it and go to bed. I love you, flist. ♥

( Loveless )


( HYD )


( Arashi )

It's my first day off in two weeks and I have a ton of stuff to write. So, instead, the first five (or possibly ten) people get a 100 word (round aboutly, that is) drabble. Leave me a name and/or pairing, and a prompt--words, pictures, songs, whatever.

1: Bones' FML life for lazulisong

2: Score one for the fangirl!Sho for blood_opal

3: Drunken Arashi Love Sho for inuhariko

4: Nino loves Sho for swan_song37

5: No YTM for flange5

6: Guitar Hero/Nino OTP for gimmick_game

7: Sakumoto crushes for tangiblewhimsy

8: A bit of Holic for akayalovesyaoi

9: Merlin and Arthur have a chat for starsystems

10: Yamapair love bubbles for font

Yay, deadfic! Today I am irritated so I am kicking this thing off my computer. I was going to write a whole, long fic where Ohno moved except...well, that's been done and been done brilliantly. It doesn't actually have the Ohmiya in it at all, either! orz Fic hurts me in my thinking place.

( Onward, to the deadfic! )

Here, have some drabbles. The last is a double.

( Sho/Nino )


( YamaPair )


( Aiba/Jun )


( JunToshi )


( Ohmiya )


HELP. MY ATTENTION SPAN IS GONE.

And by 'other' I mean 'Japanese Entertainer'.

Really I just wanted to post my eggs. But because I'd feel bad posting just that, have a ficlet and a drabble. Honestly? I don't know what the hell is wrong with me?

(After this, writing for sei_shoku. Why am I so fail? I meant to do it THAT WEEKEND. orz)


But! On to the fics!


Nino. And Misono. *smoooooch*

THAT'S RIGHT; I WENT THERE. But Sho went there first.

( That Kind of Girl )



Sho. And Gackt. Daisukebe.

YEAH, I WENT HERE TOO. But you'll never convince me that Sho didn't go there first.

( Honestly? Big Perverts. )

Happy birthday, Erica!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

As with the previous ficlet, I have no clue where this came from. Just know that I love you and that knowing you are out there, being you (and sometimes being Yamada Tarou--and where the HELL is your Mimura? She should be here by now!) makes me happy. Happy birthday!

( Obon )

Just an FYI for the remainder of tonight: There might still be time to join je_holiday. Sign ups close by the end of the day so, depending on where you are (or where the mods are) you could still join in the crying fun!

Real life continues to be real. I ♥ the lot of you and I miss you all terribly.

And now, the fic. For Erica. Not for her birthday, just because.

( Crabby )



...yeah, no. I don't know where that came from either. It took five minutes and you get what you pay for.

I'll be back tomorrow with the other entry. Too tired right now. Wrote this in fifteen minutes because it was 'do something or go crazy'. Five actually one-hundred-word drabbles.

( All your colors, everywhere )

So the reveals are up at je_fqfest. Without any bias whatsoever deliberation, I can say honestly that I love moonbyrd.

Seriously, though, there was so really amazing fic porn offered up in that exchange. This is a link to all the Arashi stuff. I still mean to get around to reading all of it and commenting, though. I might not know the bands but I know good fic when I read it.

My recipient was coiled_iris. I think I love her brain. Also, her comment.

Under the cut you will find my contribution. I decided to include all the title and pairing and rating and warning stuff because...well, I actaully have it written for once. Circe rejects giving you information unless forced!

Title: The Games He Plays

Pairing/Group: Arashi/Matsumoto Jun, Ninomiya Kazunari/Matsumoto Jun * Arashi (some bonus Toma thrown in as well)

Rating: SP. For Seriously Pornographic. There's a lot of porn in here.

Warnings: Heterosexual sex!!! Warning! Danger! Girl parts are mentioned! But it's all on the level of 'mention' so you should make it through all right. Mostly there is some sexual rough handling, mild bondage, and a touch of blood play. There is also a little exhibitionism/voyeurism, some cross-dressing, some quasi-threesomes and the abuse of at least one semi-public wall and a bathroom stall.

Summary: Jun plays a lot of games with his bandmates, but for his favorite game it can only be Nino.

Notes: For coiled_iris: I wish I could have done more. ♥ ♥♥. To my beta (whom I can now reveal as the truly magnificent waxrose): LOVE. BEYOND WORDS.

( The Games He Plays )

Seriously, I am the worst.

( They can make it! ...yeah, no, I've got nothin'. Sorry. )






This just goes to prove that, if given an hour to use doing something I really mean to do, I will WASTE IT UTTERLY and then inflict the results upon you.

ETA: Prompt was from here. For the lazy (because I AM. I SO am.): Who: Yoko and Sho
What: Yoko is Sho's new target for his mothering. Yoko likes it.
Rating: I don't mind if it's on the cute side.

I just can't make smut out of Sho's mothering.

So this weekend was not nearly so free and easy as I'd thought it would be. I really hate Skyla's mom right about now.

On the plus side, we did have a bunch of teenaged girls over watching all three Death Note movies and they all thought L was adorable (he SO is) and one of them was all 'omg, Light looks like Ohno!' and Ed--ED--identifies him as 'Sunrise Nippon Ohno'. Because seriously, Light spends a lot of time looking like a younger Ohno Satoshi and that just might be the right era (I was going for a little bit of 'Kotoba Yori' Ohno myself). Sadly, I had two moments of 'I know that actor/actress!' during the movies and was totally right. It's sort of sad. But NOT as sad as recognizing the kid from the Love So Sweet video as being the American kid in YamaTaro.

ANYHOW, rambling aside, I owe comments yet. I will get to them asap. For now, have my other entry in to the shoneenclub contest.

( Lost Boys )


And now I'm going to bed. Tomorrow I will catch up on comments (honooko, waxrose, primroseshows, tangiblewhimsy, blood_opal and the fest--I'm looking at you for starters).

I really loved the contest over at shoneenclub. Reveals are up (and still awesome) and so I'm reposting my entries here.

( The Only Love We Keep )

Will post the other one tomorrow when I'm not supposed to be spending time with Edward. AND I will finally get to commenting around like I want to.

(Also: je_fqfest is done posting entries. This link will take you to anything tagged with Arashi.)

Well, reveals are up at sei_shoku and that means I get to repost! I don't think anybody was/is/will be surprised by which one was mine. BUT! Stay tuned after the feature and get the original opening scene!

( The Price of a Cheap Gift )



AND! As promised! The deleted scene!

( I think we all know why I cut it. )

In other news: I am working on my entry(ies) for shoneenclub's contest. After that I am going to finish Liron's present.

*goes back to work*

Okay, it's maybe not so much random as it is Junior Matsumiya pornish stuff. (It's late Junior years, at least?)

( I swear it's not nasty porn! )

So, despite the busy day (as;ldfkjdkl WHY DO I HAVE THIS MANY KIDS? WHY DO I OWN THEIR FRIENDS, TOO?) and the fact that I have other things to write (a;sdkf;SUNDAY), I took twenty minutes to write this. Happy Birthday, Neen. You make me happy.

( Older, Wiser, and Nino-er )

Apparently when I have a looming deadline (je_fqfest ;___;) I write over-emotional crap instead of crying and panicking like a normal person.

This relates to Aki's present but is not, alas, porno. I'm supposed to be writing porno (that is not related to Ohno's sex-demoning ways or the twisted things Jun did with those other two) but instead I wrote this.

At least I only wasted an hour?

( More Than Heaven )


And just so you know:
He has cute hands

AND

RO-MA-N-SU

I would love you forever.

ETA: If anybody wants to read some actually awesome guardian angel fic, you can read this and the fic it links to. Because it is amazing--as Erin's work tends to be, I might add--and it is not nearly so heavy as this. Seriously, go give it a read.


ETA2: karmade drew fanart for this. Why are people so amazing to me?

How did I forget that summer is my busiest time?

Though I'm not surprised because I ALSO managed to delete...just about everything on Hiyori. After two days Ed got back most of my music, some of my videos, and a handful of my writing files. Don't expect to see me on very much in the next few weeks. Everybody, I swear I'll get back to comments. For now, please let me say that they do mean a lot to me and I'm very grateful you've taken the time to talk to me.

BUT! More importantly! I missed Aki's birthday (I deleted things just for YOU! orz) and I am very late with her present. But I love her completely. That's why I wrote an Ohno-is-an-incubus AU for her!
♥♥♥♥♥


( Into the Parlor )






Oh, god, I am so sorry. I really am.

( This totally isn't what happened next, okay? )


S-seriously. So sorry. I can't help it. I had to re-write this in just a few days. While working on other porn. I'm just glad my head didn't explode all over this.

( At least THIS totally didn't come after THAT? )

But seriously, kids, the lesson here is 'don't date sex demons'.


ETA: He has cute hands

AND

RO-MA-N-SU

You KNOW you want to.