Seriously, I am the worst.

( They can make it! ...yeah, no, I've got nothin'. Sorry. )






This just goes to prove that, if given an hour to use doing something I really mean to do, I will WASTE IT UTTERLY and then inflict the results upon you.

ETA: Prompt was from here. For the lazy (because I AM. I SO am.): Who: Yoko and Sho
What: Yoko is Sho's new target for his mothering. Yoko likes it.
Rating: I don't mind if it's on the cute side.

I just can't make smut out of Sho's mothering.

So this weekend was not nearly so free and easy as I'd thought it would be. I really hate Skyla's mom right about now.

On the plus side, we did have a bunch of teenaged girls over watching all three Death Note movies and they all thought L was adorable (he SO is) and one of them was all 'omg, Light looks like Ohno!' and Ed--ED--identifies him as 'Sunrise Nippon Ohno'. Because seriously, Light spends a lot of time looking like a younger Ohno Satoshi and that just might be the right era (I was going for a little bit of 'Kotoba Yori' Ohno myself). Sadly, I had two moments of 'I know that actor/actress!' during the movies and was totally right. It's sort of sad. But NOT as sad as recognizing the kid from the Love So Sweet video as being the American kid in YamaTaro.

ANYHOW, rambling aside, I owe comments yet. I will get to them asap. For now, have my other entry in to the shoneenclub contest.

( Lost Boys )


And now I'm going to bed. Tomorrow I will catch up on comments (honooko, waxrose, primroseshows, tangiblewhimsy, blood_opal and the fest--I'm looking at you for starters).

I really loved the contest over at shoneenclub. Reveals are up (and still awesome) and so I'm reposting my entries here.

( The Only Love We Keep )

Will post the other one tomorrow when I'm not supposed to be spending time with Edward. AND I will finally get to commenting around like I want to.

(Also: je_fqfest is done posting entries. This link will take you to anything tagged with Arashi.)

New stuff up at arashiroadtrip. It's not the end, btw, just the awesome start of the next part of the trip.

Voting over at shoneenclub. Even if you don't want to vote (why wouldn't you want to?) you should still go read the fic and look at the art. There is AWESOMESAUCE to be had. I'm tempted to know if anybodu can guess what I wrote...only I have the feeling that it's probably pretty damn obvious.

je_fqfest is still posting fics (at the rate of five a day). JE PORN. What's not to love? There's a nice set of tags to use to find whatever you're looking for but, more importantly, THIS was written for me. I find it to be beautiful and all sweet and hot. YES.
I cannot (nor would I) say which one I wrote (or whether or not its posted yet) but, again, I have the feeling that its pretty obvious.

Also: MEG. I love her brain. No, I don't think anybody would notice (or care) about McCoy's accent. And your pain tastes like sweet, sweet candy.


ETA: I removed the rant. It's really just self-indulgent crap. ( Long story short and still boring? )

The important part to remember? THOSE LINKS.

Shoneen Contest Entries. Go and read the fic, stare at the art, you will love it. I promise.

And the first of the je_fqfest entries are going up tonight.

Fic for everyone! Life is good today.

PS. I need a Toma icon. Must rememeber to look for one.

Will be back around the internet and able to make comments soon. Still rebuilding brain. (beckerbell, I am looking at you.)

RO-MA-N-SU

For those unwilling to click the link: shoneenclub's fanfic/fanart(icons, etc) contest entries are due on the 30th. It does NOT have to be porn or even romance. Just Sho/Nino (or Sho-Nino) centric. Who doesn't love Sho and Nino? And when they're together there is even MORE to love.

(P.S. I would totally ship Nino/Misono for a quarter.)

(P.P.S. You know who was cute on VS Arashi? Toma.)

Well, reveals are up at sei_shoku and that means I get to repost! I don't think anybody was/is/will be surprised by which one was mine. BUT! Stay tuned after the feature and get the original opening scene!

( The Price of a Cheap Gift )



AND! As promised! The deleted scene!

( I think we all know why I cut it. )

In other news: I am working on my entry(ies) for shoneenclub's contest. After that I am going to finish Liron's present.

*goes back to work*

Okay, it's maybe not so much random as it is Junior Matsumiya pornish stuff. (It's late Junior years, at least?)

( I swear it's not nasty porn! )

je_fqfest entry has been sent in. Panic is fun!

Voting at sei_shoku might or might not be over but everybody should wander over and check out the entries. Mmm,fic.

Reminder: RO-MA-N-SU

Finally: Eventually I will get to replies--but I am really bad at it. I never know what to say.

So, despite the busy day (as;ldfkjdkl WHY DO I HAVE THIS MANY KIDS? WHY DO I OWN THEIR FRIENDS, TOO?) and the fact that I have other things to write (a;sdkf;SUNDAY), I took twenty minutes to write this. Happy Birthday, Neen. You make me happy.

( Older, Wiser, and Nino-er )

He has cute hands IT ENDS TODAY. *makes eyes at* You know I'd love you if you did it. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

Also: To my dear pink_tofu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm sorry it's late and that your present will be even later (askdfjs;ldk I was hoping that I'd remembered your prompt wrong, but no. All six and a half pages of your present bit the big one along with 'Arashi has XXXXX and how they abuse them' and 'Five XXXXXs That Happened to Arashi' and many others). I WILL HAVE IT ASAP BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.


I will be back...eventually?

Apparently when I have a looming deadline (je_fqfest ;___;) I write over-emotional crap instead of crying and panicking like a normal person.

This relates to Aki's present but is not, alas, porno. I'm supposed to be writing porno (that is not related to Ohno's sex-demoning ways or the twisted things Jun did with those other two) but instead I wrote this.

At least I only wasted an hour?

( More Than Heaven )


And just so you know:
He has cute hands

AND

RO-MA-N-SU

I would love you forever.

ETA: If anybody wants to read some actually awesome guardian angel fic, you can read this and the fic it links to. Because it is amazing--as Erin's work tends to be, I might add--and it is not nearly so heavy as this. Seriously, go give it a read.


ETA2: karmade drew fanart for this. Why are people so amazing to me?

How did I forget that summer is my busiest time?

Though I'm not surprised because I ALSO managed to delete...just about everything on Hiyori. After two days Ed got back most of my music, some of my videos, and a handful of my writing files. Don't expect to see me on very much in the next few weeks. Everybody, I swear I'll get back to comments. For now, please let me say that they do mean a lot to me and I'm very grateful you've taken the time to talk to me.

BUT! More importantly! I missed Aki's birthday (I deleted things just for YOU! orz) and I am very late with her present. But I love her completely. That's why I wrote an Ohno-is-an-incubus AU for her!
♥♥♥♥♥


( Into the Parlor )






Oh, god, I am so sorry. I really am.

( This totally isn't what happened next, okay? )


S-seriously. So sorry. I can't help it. I had to re-write this in just a few days. While working on other porn. I'm just glad my head didn't explode all over this.

( At least THIS totally didn't come after THAT? )

But seriously, kids, the lesson here is 'don't date sex demons'.


ETA: He has cute hands

AND

RO-MA-N-SU

You KNOW you want to.

But first, a belated Happy birthday, Aki! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I will have your birthday present soon. *snuggles* ILU and I hope you had a good day and I swear, present soon.

;___; I have so much writing to do. If you see me online, slap me and tell me to get to work. (I will get to comments when I can, I swear.)

In other news, this was my story from the short-story contest over at ohmiya. You'll have to page back a few to find all the entries but there was some SERIOUS awesome there. I wrote MINE in two hours and I'm surprised it even got a vote and I don't think I did vintage_belle's prompt justice. I might try to write something with this prompt again sometime when I am not so swamped. (On the plus side for ME is that honooko did a flail-worthy cute fic with one of the prompts that I left. Find it over at abscondpress. I LOVE HER.)


( The Girl She Isn't )

Reminder for those of us involved in things over at je_fqfest. We've got, like, a month. *weeps* IMMA WRITE PORN LIKE A MO-FO, OKAY? I will totally finish BEFORE the deadline!

Picspam! ( Yay! )

Remind me to talk about how Aiba touched Ohno's knee on MS, okay?


That aside...um. Ahahahaha. Apparently when I thought I posted this to sei_shoku's Bi-weekly Theme Work: AU post I...totally didn't. Either I was sicker than I thought or I just failed to notice the fact that LJ was being very robust at the time.

THIS is the one that I was going to trash because when I am sick I write emotive, angsty crap. And then I thought 'ah, I can just bury it over at the end of the post!' except for the fact that the theme is over and it's twelve pages in Word. That would be a LOT of comments to leave. orz

So, here, have some untitledTitle-by-the-lovely-ysabet-who-totally-DOES-need-to-get-into-this-fandom OT3 crap stuff that everybody else seems to like. ( Architecture )

Ah, I meant to pimp this earlier but...the short story contest ohmiya ends today. Get an entry in if you can. ;___; I don't know that I will. My brain is sort of NOT WORKING.

sei_shoku is also going to be runing a contest because Nino's birthday is coming up and He has cute hands

Ps: Moar shoneenclub spam, plz. C'mon, you guys know you want to write the Sho-Nino bffery.

ALSO. ruisetsuna is fantastic. She drew Heart-shaped Ohmiya, girl!Ohmiya (yes, I like my boyband as girls), and animal!Arashi. And in between those is some Matsujun sparkling and some Aiba/Jun and HI I LIKE ART, OKAY?

Which reminds me that everybody should check out the art over at the Road Trip's Fanart Masterlist.

And regarding arashiroadtrip... It really amazes me. It started as comment spam over at Tiina's and now it's 45 parts, has a word count of over 50k, and no real end in sight because there is so much we haven't explored (and other famous people we haven't roped in). And it's not like we plan things out as a group. I don't think anybody really talks to anybody about what's going to happen 'next' (sometimes 'next' is set years in the past) and somehow the whole thing just keeps going and keeps being awesome.

So I'm sleeping a LOT (which is good--the more I sleep the better I feel) and the side-effect of this is that I'm working on, like, five different things at once (and by working I mean 'write two lines, pass out, wake up, open other document, rinse, lather, repeat).

Today, I was thinking about Shun and Jun and Nino and you know what arashiroadtrip does not need? Sho/Mao porn.

*goes back to sleep*

PS. I still love Meg even when her plot bibles make her cry. She is awesome.

Firstly: The short story contest at ohmiya ends on 23rd May. I am hoping to have an entry.

Secondly: It is AU week over at sei_shoku. And it is awesome. I hope to post something for it tomorrow. I have two things, but I think I'm going to trash one. Being sick means I write angst that is emo like an angsty, emo thing. NG.

Thirdly: shoneenclub needs moar spam.

Finally: arashiroadtrip is still awesome. I'm...you guys, I think I'm totally going to bring Shun in. FOR NO REASON AT ALL. Plz send STOP. But if anybody wants something really long and awesome to read, hit up the masterlist. Erica color coded the cars and it is a thing of beauty.

Now that those are out of the way, I have to tell you that somebody censored Sesame Street's The Count. It's funny when icons of my childhood are utterly screwed with.

( Cut because I am Just Like That. )

( I love Jun and you can tell because I am mean to him. I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. )

Wow, LJ just ate half a dozen tags because I forgot to close ONE. It ATE them. When I went back to edit they were gone. And the text after them was full of =s and duplicate words in " "s.

So, I am--and have been--really ill lately. As in 'antipyretics take the edge off the fever, every muscle aches because I'm shivering all the time, I can't breath on TWO levels--head AND chest--and just the thought of swallowing makes my throat hurt and that was before all the coughing started' really ill.

Today, I gave in and went to the doctor's office. ( Who wants to hear about it? )



I am feeling slightly more coherent but possibly more miserable. I am now going to poke around the internet.

PS. Huh. je_fqfest informs me that there are only six-point-five weeks left. a;sdkjf;lsdj DDDD: PORN. MUST. MAKE. PORN.