Going to go die in just a sec but I HAD to say

Happy birthday, Becky! <33333333333333

I will be back tomorrow with your present! But I had to say this today and to tell you how much I love you.

Randomly: You know what the internet needs? A random sexual-action generator. Like a title generator only it spits out a sexual act or position instead of a title. TELL ME I'M WRONG.

In other news, I am in a total writing slump as many of you know. Sometimes I will hit you up for things—songs or words or lines or images—in an effort to use you for inspiration or motivation.

Tonight's victim was one of my favorite men, bamcycle. Probably not used the way you expected, but thank you. ♥


( This Means War fic. That is not porn, sorry. )


( Aaaand a short bit that is actually RPG based! )

So I watched both Warrior and 50/50 recently.

And as I watched Warrior the other night I thought 'shit, you know what would be awesome? CROSSOVER'. So, um. I wrote this.

This has nothing to do with my feelings for Inception and has so very little to do with shipping Arthur/Eames. I just watched both movies and I thought 'you know what? Tommy and Adam would get each other'.

Blame the lack of sleep. I was up all night stabbing my BigBang. I slept for two hours, did some yard work, did some housework, and then spent about four hours on this.

I KNOW, DUDES. I DON'T EVEN.

Anyhow, if you want to read this there are spoilers for both movies in the fic. You could always, if you were curious and don't care, read it anyhow. Basics? 50/50: Adam's life is pretty good despite having a bit of a messed up family but then he discovers he has cancer and has a fifty-fifty shot of living. Cue living with it and fighting it. Warrior: Tommy's family is messed up and there are cage fights, he has to face his own brother. Cue punching and trying to make things right.

(Seriously? They're both really good movies and watching them is a good thing. Both Tom and Joe are actors I will watch in anything and they've got some quality stuff to work with in their respective films.)

( Seriously, BIG spoilers for both movies in here. )

The short answer is no. The longer answer is: I probably should add the porn to my bigbang_mixup. I hate writing porn. ;__;


Normally I do a link roundup of comment fics at the beginning of the year. I ralphed on Taiyou and that didn't happen. But hey, Mycroft here is willing to work with me!

( A slow year, spam-wise )

My favorite fic (of my own) from last year is undoubtedly French Revolution. I enjoyed the hell out of writing it and, in glancing back at it, I'm still satisfied with it.

Erm. Now have some 'This Means War' fic. SHUT UP, DUDES, I ALREADY KNOW.

( This means Bangladesh )

THIS.

Gone now.

That is all.

For now at least.

Guess who knows somebody who threw up on their laptop and ruined the ever-loving crap out of it! Guess!

(It's all of you reading this. Because I did that.)

(Spoiler alert!)

(Oh...I did that wrong.)

Yes, I threw up on Taiyo. Just days after my birthday my whole family--hell, my whole TOWN--got sick. There were several hospital trips for dehydration and the sheer inability to hold down, or in, any sort of water (let alone any kind of food). It was a sudden-onset thing and so I actually threw up on my laptop with very little warning that it could or might happen.

He died.

So that's where I've been--waiting for Ed to build me a new laptop. (Long story short: I can't use any of the other computers here for various reasons.) I know that the kids posted it on FB a while back but not everybody is friends with the childrens. Sorry if anybody was worried! Thank you for trying to check in on me!

This is just a quick note, btw. I have writing yet to do for bigbang_mixup. I was doing it longhand in a notebook and my wrist is killing me.

(PS. If anybody wants to beta Inception fic, I would let you. I might cry because it's a totally new fandom to me and I haven't actually explored it due to LACK OF INTERNET but I would actually appreciate it.)

I ♥ ALL OF YOU.

Wow, I'm super late in getting in on this! BUT! If you want me to send you a card, drop your address into the (screened!) comments. Eventually a card from me will turn up in your mailbox...exciting, right?

IF you left me your address in years prior I will use that address so if it's changed, let me know. If you DO NOT want one, let me know that too!

AND IF YOU ARE NOT CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS: I will send you an appropriate holiday-of-your-choice card. OR I will send you a random card just to say hello and that I'm thinking of you if you have no holiday at this time.

Thinking on that...if you don't celebrate December holidays but have a big holiday at another time for which you'd like a card, let me know what and when!


As I'm waiting for an oil change I am not going to post any fic with this. Instead, have some holiday music fresh from Korea (S.M. Entertainment in particular).


(I love you, Luna~~!)

( My new desktop )

Title: Teach your language to me
Rated: PG-13
Warning: Not really?
Pairing: Ohno/Sho
Prompt: English lesson
Summary: Me love you long time. Or something. Just take your damn pants off.

( Is it rainy or sunny? Um…yes? )

I love you, kids.

(Three more days of opening the store, three more nights of Faith closing it down and needing a ride. Sleep would be so nice.)

Because I said I would.

( Nino and Jun and gentleness. )